Hindi 18+ Adult Jokes,
SMS, Massage, Funny Sexy Jokes
girl to boy-Love kaise karte hain,
boy-pahle 'L' ko khada karte hain,
phir 'O' ko dabate hai,
phir 'V' mai dalte hain,
phir jab 'E' awaaz aaye to samjho Love ho gaya...............
Girl:"Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..
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Boy:"Haa
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Girl:"To Phir Muje chand, taare, duniya ki saari
daulat-khushiya * do..
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Boy:"Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nai.
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Ladkiyo ko Apna DIL na dena. DIL k Jazbat ye kya Janegi???
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Bina Bra k apne ball To sambhal nai
sakti Humara DIL kya Ghanta Sambhalegi.
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A Penis
went to court aur fariyaad ki :- Judge
saahab,main chhota tha tab khush tha.Thoda bada vhua to masal masal ke meri
haalat kharaab kar di gayi aur jab main jawaan hua to mujhe
roz andhe kuwe mein daala jaata hai jahan
garmi ki
wajah se mera dum ghut-ta hai aur mujhe roz
ultiyan aati hai.
Aur mujhe behoshi ki haalat
mein bahar nikala jata hai.Aakhir mera
kasoor kya hai?
Judge :- kamine tera kasoor ye hai ki tu
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Maths Teacher -
Dinesh tere pas 6
Lollipop hai..
2 Neha ne chus liy,
3 Pooja ne,
1 Priya ne..
Toh tere pas kitne
bacha..
Dinesh: "Lawda
bacha! Wo AAP chooslo....
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Dudhwala Continuously
Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna
Dabaoge,Ab bas bhi karo
Tumse accha To
Paperwala hai,
Chupchap Neeche se
Daal Deta hai......
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1
BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K
Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di-BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Maha 18+ bacho door ho
jaao...
Why dis Chodaveri
Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Gf in Room Room,
Wearing Bra white,
Nipple color light
light,
Mine Lund Tight"
Why dis Chodaveri
Chodaveri di..
"Hand la Bra,
Bra da Boobs,
Boobs full of milk.
Wetty choot,
Lund cum,
Sex like silk.
Boobb Boobb
Sexy Boobs,i want2
suck now..
Choot Choot
Wetty Choot,i want
fuck now"
"Guys m fucking
now,she'sscreaming.....read full at.
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Sex Ke Waqt Mard ki
taqat Ka Andaza Hilte Hue 'HIPS' se Nahin,
Balki LADKI Ke Uchhalte
hue "B0OBS" se hota hai.
Aur
Sex ki Shiddat ka
andaza Mard ke ''ZOR'' se nahin,
Ladki ke ''SHOR'' se
hota hai.
From:
Sunny Leone ki kitab :
RANGEEN RATON KI
SANGEEN YAADEIN
Chapter: 07
Topic:Toofani Jhatke.
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Boy-Kitni kaali ho?
Girl-To tumhare baap ka
kya jata hai?
Boy-Mere baap ka agar
gaya hota to kaali nhin paida hoti."
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Khatarnaak gaaliya :
1 : Bhenchod lund fek
ke marunga tera sara khandan chud jayega bhosdi ke
2 : Teri bahan ke moot
me puncher dhoondu sale
3 : puchta hai mummy
log mujhe chutia chutia kyo kahte hai, iski maa boli beta teri shakal hi aisi
hai
4 : Sale lund jaise
muh wale
5 : shakal dekho iski,
aisa lagta hai porn movie me lund choosne wala
6: Tu sale paida hua
tha ya hagte time bahar nikal aaya.
7: shakal dekho sale
ki, jaise barish ke gobar pe se tractor gujar gaya ho
8 : sale shakti kapoor
tere ghar aaya tha ya teri maa uske ghar gai thi.
9 : Yaar tera muh hai
ya gaand, jab dekho goo hi nikalta haiX_X =D =))
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Call girl ne Arz kiya.
" Dheere- Dheere
karo Sanam, Mandi ka Zamana he, Is Chhoti Si JAGAH Se, Zindgi Bhar Kamana
hai...
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Pehli Baar chudai
Karane K Baad Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:
Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka
Gyan Ho Gaya,
'COKE' 'PEPSI'
Sab Bakwas
"MARD Ki
LASSI"
Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.
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Suhagrat me puri koshish k bawjud Lund ghusa nahi
SARDAR:Tuje pehle kisine nahi KIYA?
SARDARNI:Teri Bhn ki chut,
bhosdike Jisne b KIYA
Meri chaddi utaar k KIYA.
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Sex k dauran amir
Girl apne Garib premi se: Tumhra itna bada kaise? Premi emotional hote hue:
Garibi k karan bachpan me mere pas aur koi khilona nhi tha....
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Railway Station
Warning Board:
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Rail Ki Patri Par
Baith Kar Poop Na Karein. Aap Roz Haath Se Picchwada
Dhote Hain,
Kisi Din Picchwade Se
Haath
Dho
Baithenge"
. Hahahahaa lolz0 :-D
:-D Janhit me Jari..
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Beta On Phone:Maa Gud
News Hai.
Maa:Kya Hua ?
Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho
Gaye.
Maa:Ladka Hua Ya
Ladki. ?
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Beta:Aapki Bahu ne
Dusri Shadi
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Santa ne Padosan se
Jhagda karte-karte, uski Panty me Ungli Daal di.
Padosan: Teri ye
Himmat?
Santa: Tune hi to kaha
tha Niche Ungli kar k Baat kar
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For all fuckd up
aashiqss.......Arz kiya hai: Jis din un se dil laga bethe, Tanhai me sukun ki
maa chuda bethe, Wo to so gyi bhenchod kisi or k bistarpe or hum apni hi jhato
me aag laga bethe ! Pyar karna hai to nirma powder waali se karo.. Pyar karna
hai to nirma powder waali se karo.. Kyu ki wo kehti hai Pehle istemal karo phir
vishwash karo ! True luv is when a Boy asks d girl 4 a kiss & Girl simply
closes her eyes & allows d boy to kiss on her lips, But d boy kisses on d
forehead & says I hv a whole life 2 Do dat.. Bhai log, Yeh sab Chutiyapa
hai. Jidhar bhi mauka mile mission poora kardena. Just remember 'The 1 who hesitates.....
Later masturbates'.....issued in public interest Kisi buzurg MaDaRcHoD ne sahi
kaha hai Ladki ko Lavde pe bithao to tumse dil laga legi Aur agar Ladki ko dil
me bithao to woh tumhare Lavde laga degi.. Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat, Dil
kehta hai mujhe laga mat, Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat, Aur aaj-kal ki
girlfriend kehti hai, Daal Chutiye ghabra mat
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